I’d like to think that I’m a considerate neighbour. Therefore I hope my neighbours are considerate too. I complained to you MONTHS ago that a crack in your bathroom floor has caused mini mushrooms to sprout from the ceiling of my usually spick-and-span bathroom. After a 1.5 month holiday, I realize that not only did you fail to fix the leak, that said leak has worsened to cause a LARGE, DISGUSTING, SMELLY CULTIVATION OF FUNGI, MOULD AND MORE MUSHROOMS FROM MY CEILING.

IF I WANTED TO GROW MY OWN MUSHROOMS, I’D LIVE ON GROUNDED PROPERTY SO THAT THEY WON’T HANG OVER MY HEAD IN DANGER OF FALLING EACH AND EVERY FUCKING SINGLE TIME I STEP INTO MY BATHROOM. I HAVE BEEN RELEGATED TO SHARING MY HOUSEMATES’ BATHROOM EVEN THOUGH I PAY $100 MORE FOR MY OWN.

I understand that consideration is probably not one of the values you possess and you’re probably looking to be realllyy thrifty. Let me put this in TERMS your brain might be able to understand:

One day, that little crack that you’re so blase about will DEEPEN, WIDEN AND LENGTHEN AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FLOOR WILL COLLAPSE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE CONTRACTOR MUCH MORE TO FIX IT. MOREOVER, THE FACT THAT YOU ACTUALLY USE A WASHING MACHINE IN THAT BATHROOM OVER THE SAID CRACK WILL HASTEN THE DEATH OF YOUR BATHROOM FLOOR AND INEVITABLY EAT INTO YOUR STINGY-AS-HELL POCKET.

in other words,

FIX THE DAMNED CRACK ALREADY.

Love thy neighbour. After all, karma’s a bitch.

Truly,
Your loving neighbour downstairs who only wants to bloody use her own bathroom.

PS: IT WOULD ALSO HELP IF YOU WOULD STOP USING THE FUCKING WASHING MACHINE AT 3 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP. Either that or INVEST IN PADS FOR THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING MACHINE. I DON’T NEED A DRILL-LIKE LULLABY TO SLEEP WHENEVER YOU FEEL THAT YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES TO WEAR. I’M A STUDENT AND UNLIKE YOU, I ACTUALLY HAVE A FUCKING LIFE.

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